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How dare you objectify by somethingelse77 How dare you objectify by somethingelse77
What you think I would post yet ANOTHER nude/scantily-clad pic of this paragon of virtue?!  

If anyone has read her stories or biographical posts, you'll know that Caitlin is extremely religious (not the modestly religious type) and Conservative.  A combination of self-repression, self-acceptance, and zealous parents.  

Anyways, Caitlin, now an adult is a respectable member of her community, on her Church board, gives the occasional motivational talk (beh-inn unhableh thoo thalkh nowmawhwy asthidth,) and has a job with a three-letter agency that pays multiple six-figures that she is obligated to never speak (or in her case type or sign) a word about to anyone.   I guess those Right-Wing campaigns, computer science classes, and six-fingers/four-hands paid off.  Certainly not by milking every scholarship and sympathy card for her 'disabilities'... Oh and she's never pirated anything in her life!

So when sending your next email, phone call, or turning on your Xbox One... think of Caitlin.  No dirty thoughts!

God Bless America.

And No Place Else.
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StuKPig90 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015  Student General Artist
GBA. I mean game boy advance, obviously. Why would you ever think I meant anything else.:facepalm: facepalm Facepalm Freddy Facepalm Chat Icon Facepalm Yugi Facepalm Meta Knight Face Palm Emoticon Facepalm niall Facepalm :facepalmextreme: 
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somethingelse77 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 9, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
haha dont you  *facepalm*
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rumpelteaser Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist
The heck? What happened to her to become a Nationalist?
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somethingelse77 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Her dad was a police chief.  Her mom was a teacher of strong convictions.   

Kate studied criminal justice and computer science in college.   Never did drugs or anything objectionable like that.  Bureau/Agency recruited her right out.

That's the character.  Now she has a promising career and just mortgaged a quarter million house outside the beltway in NoVa.  Her first house.  :p
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rumpelteaser Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist
I see, what strong convictions are these?

lets hope then her career doesn't find out about her objectifying pictures. Many people get screwed for that. Especially at the Bureau/Agency.

i see, so she's pretty on the outside but ugly on the inside. And she's close to being rich. Hopefully I got that down all the way, no offence.
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somethingelse77 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I think the best way to say it is this:

Fast forward to the "The Religious Chick"

The Six Girls You'll Date in College - CollegeHumor

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rumpelteaser Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist
Ah I see. *watches movie* too bad the workplaces clamp down on love at the work place,... I wouldn't have fallen for her I like my girls Left-Wing, Secular, smart and equal partners. That guy on that video has piss poor tastes. 
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somethingelse77 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
You might like some of my other characters then.  Check out Anne if you want left-wing, secular, smart, and equal partner.  
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rumpelteaser Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist
She seems very cute.
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rumpelteaser Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist
Thanks, I shall check her out.
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somethingelse77 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
"Nothing says Crazy like real repressed crazy."   Kate in a nutshell.


These naughties don't exist in her world.   Trust me, she's checked.
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